she looked like the before picture.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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