i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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