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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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