Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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