i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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