I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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