What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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