this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I will be naked everywhere
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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