I don't think brook has ever known best
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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