11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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