I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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