I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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