Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I want her autograph on my taint
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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