i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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