The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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