All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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