Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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