You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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