the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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