Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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