There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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