I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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