ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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