Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I will pee on everything he values.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
