No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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