Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I just want to make out with him forever
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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