I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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