i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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