drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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