he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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