How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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