How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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