I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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