got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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