How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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