No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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