On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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