On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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