And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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