Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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