Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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