I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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