Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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