haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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