Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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