People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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