And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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