We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I don't think brook has ever known best
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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