I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Come see our sink grown plant.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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