butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
this will be a night to untag.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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