we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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