For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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