Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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