Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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